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Selecting saucy cards

by Craig L
(Glasgow west end)

Hi there.

I have a really cool straight female friend, and it was her 40th birthday not long ago.

Something saucy was needed ;-0

She's that kinda girl. So off I went to Clone Zone, to have a peek at their cards. Let's just say that her 'Happy Birthday' card involved an elastoplast, strategically placed! To be honest, I needed TWO plasters, his endowment was so prominent. No, really!

Clone Zone is unique in Glasgow, to say the least.

Staff are friendly, and leave you alone to have a browse (and a blush or two - I admit it!)

Craig x

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Cards with a BIG difference...
by: Mark

Hi guys

I bought a different sort of card in Clone Zone. A while back I was invited to a games evening...

We do this from time to time... no gambling, we just use Twiglets and chocolate Matchmakers! Out come the board games and the booze...

This time round, a mate brought "Buckaroo" - he's had it nearly 30 years, and it still works. Someone else brought along "Mousetrap", and there was a huge roar when the trap fell at the end...

There I go, getting off the point again... The cards I took were from Colt Studios, each one featuring the eye-popping 'talents' of a different star.

Much giggling and outright laughter went along with our roungs of whist that night... and for some strange reason, half the cards disappeared...

Well done, Clone Zone

Mark x

Lovin the cards
by: Donald

I know what you mean about the Clone Zone cards, Craig!

I few couples I know have celebrated civil unions, and as far as I know there is nowhere else to pick up a same sex ceremony card.

They carry one or two really nice, tasteful ones. You know, the sort you can open in front of Auntie Agnes!

Apart from that, an oggle at the beautiful bodies in the WIDE range of magazines on sale is always enough to raise my spirits... ;-)


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